Stumbled onto this site for the first time in YEARS and god is this jarring like who the hell is even ON here anymore?!?!
apparently the dallas police dept set up an app where u can anonymously submit videos of ppl breaking the law so they can find and arrest them and kpop stans are spamming it with fancams to the point that it crashed… can we get 100k likes for our soldiers
for those asking if this is real. as far as i can tell it is. they’re also spamming the app store with negative reviews
Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:
excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels
this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck
Also:
If we are being honest this was evident even before quarantine but here’s another proof that children from lower income families don’t have the same opportunities as more privileged kids
Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.
And now since I officially have permission to use this photo
“Excuse me sir, I think you have my sleeves”
and they were shirtmates
Oh my god, they were shirtmates.
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